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EDWARD ATTACKED ME! HELP!!

Sat Nov 21, 2009, 4:10 PM
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Welcome to RealVampires !!!
Where Real Vampires DON’T SPARKLE!

:devilish:NEWS :devilish:

Well Thanksgiving is fast approaching. I hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving. Anyway I work at a fast food place near a movie theater which Twilight: New Moon just came out and well we were packed >.< So many stupid people coming in! Here I'm on front counter with my I love sharp teeth and I love vampires buttons on my uniform and so many idiots were asking me if I have seen the stupid movie yet. One girl nearly had a heart attack when I told her no and I don't like Twilight one of her guy friends who was dressed as Edward were annoying the fuck out of me every time i went into the lobby to clean table. When I went to bend down to wipe a table up the guy dress as Edward came up behind me and try to bite me, I push him away from me as hard as I could and told him "to the get the fuck off me I don't want him to bite me and turn me into a walking disco ball!" the for some odd reason ( I blame the Azrael in me!) I hissed at him showing my sharp teeth. They left after that cause I told them if they kept bugging me about the stupid Twilight series I would have them thrown out because they were pulling me away from my job.

Damn the Twilight-tards are so stupid! Make them go away and I at least have one more day to deal with them before the crowds start dying down. -.-! Now if you guys excuse me I'm going shopping on line for Anti-Twilight buttons for my uniform!

~WWERockStar

:plotting: How Do I Join?:plotting:

Just simply send us a note with the subject join or leave a comment in our gallery but please we recommend the note system just so we can add you to our members list quicker. Then just watch us! :+devwatch:

:please: Any qualifications? :please:

Just love true blue (or pale) vampires
And if you hate Twilight that counts too.

You don’t have to submit anything to be a member you can watch us but be sure to fav the original artist work please.

:resume:Submissions:resume:

Q. How do I submit after joining?

A. Just send it to us in a note with the following information (put on there if it is fanart, cosplay, writings, photos, Original characters Yaoi or Yuri art so we can put it in the right folders in our gallery )

We will only accept a maxim of 3 submissions per person per week.
We update once a week.

:iconimsparklyplz:NO TWILIGHT ART!!:iconimsparklyplz:

How ever!
We do accept Anti Twilight art seeing how the theme is real vampires don’t sparkle and it is fitting. We have nothing really against the series too much but we think the vampires in that series break what a normal vampire is. That just opinion if you deiced you want to flame this club go ahead Your comment will be read then hidden from view.

:-? What do you allow in this Club?:-?

Just only vampire related stuff you can send in anything weather it be original characters, Yaoi or Yuri vampire art, cos play (people dressing up a vampires from stories TV show etc) photos of vampires (I think that goes under cos play put I do that to cover my grounds) Writings, fan fic and fan art.


:fuzzydemon: CONTEST :fuzzydemon:


:-? What’s Up With The Mascots?:-?

Azrael and Yami are not just normal mascots they’re vampires that will interact with Club members if you so choose to ask them questions they will be happy to answer them.

Yami a little “hyper active” and Azrael is more serious *cough*jackass*cough* but I hope they can get the attention of more people to join in on our club. They sure did help out my art gallery.

:blush: Plus the administrator has got to have something to do when she gets bored right? :blush: I enjoy it!

MEMBERS AND AFFILIATES !!! [link]

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We are a club dedicated to only Real Vampires and OC Vampires.We accept any art from writing, to even cos-play and Original Characters Vampires we accept too. We even got two wonderful Vampire mascots Azrael and Yami. :)

How ever you can consider us an Anti-Twilight club because we don’t accept any Twilight Artwork except for Anti-Twilight work. Why?

Because Real Vampires Don’t Sparkle!!!!

To our visitors please do not fav anything in this gallery we have links to the original artist posted in each and every submission if the link doesn’t work please note us so we can get it fixed for you.

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tnx 4 da :+fav::hug:

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join teh club: ~Cute-and-Evil-club
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I totally hate twilight and sparkly vampires, but there is one thing. One of my favourite characters on Vampire Knight, Ichijou, sparkles in one episode... He was talking about something like how he leaves his clothes on the floor......

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Taka-chan Says: Happy Thanksgiving 2009!
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I've watch a few shows of Vampire Knight I kinda like it I just couldn't get into like my friends Neko B and Tenshi did I do think we have some Vampire Nnight art work in our gallery somewhere by Tenshi feel free to join if you wish ^.^

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Are we members as soon as we watch the club?

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